When selling to a liberal customer the salesman should always listen because liberals are the smartest people on the planet and they know what is best. The salesman should never try to explain the product or the service is that come along with the product when selling to a liberal. Since Liberals are the smartest people they research all the information about the products and services they buy ahead of time and they know much more that you the salesman. You see, a liberal customer is much smarter than any other person on the planet. They are more educated and much wiser. They have the ability to look beyond the reality of the situation and see a beautiful utopia just made for them. They do not need the education about the product or service because they are wiser than all of us. Most of the greatest Americans who have ever lived our Liberals, conservative customers are not as wise as liberal customers. Not only because of their education but also because liberals know something that the rest of us have no idea or clue about; they understand everything. You should never try to discuss politics with liberal buyers as it might jeopardize the sale and they are so much smarter than the rest of us that there is no possible way you can win their argument. They are right and they know it. All salesman should listen to Liberals as they might learn something about the world we live in and the salesman can get an education from the liberal about things that they have no clue. Liberal thinkers are some of the most wonderful and beautiful and colorful people of our times and the more friends you have their Liberals the smarter you will be just because some of their brilliance and intelligence might rub off on you. So if you are a salesman selling to a liberal it would behoove to use this opportunity to learn something. There are no finer human beings anywhere in the galaxy than the liberals who live in the United States of America and understand the deeper meaning to life and can appreciate that we are all equal in every single way in every single endeavor. In fact, if you meet a liberal who is looking for a job you should introduce them to your sales manager because they are so wise that they can help your company achieved more sales please consider this in 2006. |
